This blog gets just a little more awesome each week

I got a new blog header. That’s it. That’s all I’m going to write today, because I’m pretty sure four pictures of me is enough for one day, especially a Monday.

It’s a little more professional. Barely. Or maybe not. It’s a little less creepy, for sure. The all-seeing eyeball had a good run, but the eye couldn’t say it all. Not like four pictures of me can. Just in case you’re still debating about whether to click on this link and check it out, I can tell you that one of the pictures is a cartoon! How fun! And there are two different wardrobes for all you fashion hounds out there. Come on! Click the link! And tell me what you think!

P.S. You can also click “like” — another new feature. I know. This blog is getting so awesome.

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I have a very important message, said anonymous

I have a confession to make. I’ve been following quite a bit of traditional media this week, but I have a good reason. I like it. So there. But let’s get to the point. I’ve been reading about this:

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Now, before you go bananas with gun control comments at the end of this post, let me tell you why this struck a chord with me, personally, because you may have noted that this blog is all about me, personally. (I try to be professional, but it’s basically impossible.) Do you see that the ad was paid for by “an anonymous group of local residents?” Yes. That’s right. These people are true believers. They believe in what they are saying so strongly that they don’t want to let you know who they are. It’s THAT strong.

Which brings me to my next point. Why do people think it’s a good idea to join a public conversation as an anonymous participant? I have had two people (I assume it’s two) that have posted comments as “Nobody” and “Somebody” on my blogs. Maybe you should meet, make a baby and name it “Anybody.” But seriously, while I sincerely appreciate your willingness to put hands to keyboard and write something that is a) decent grammar and spelling b) contains a thought and c) is not spam, I don’t get it. Why not at least say “George” or “Betty” or something? I am a nice person. I’m not going to sign you up for spam nor is WordPress. And hell, you know who I am. You even know my middle name. And if you’re following my other blog (www.sevenlittlemexicans.com) things are getting very intimate over there.

So, this is just a small post to say that if you’re going to bother saying it, then use your real name. Why not take credit for your great work? And if you don’t, the media is going to go ape shit trying to figure out who you are, and they are not going to be very nice when they find you. So good luck to the guys with the billboard in Greeley.

Tag clouds: The Web’s version of a free t-shirt with purchase

I have a tag cloud on my blog. I’m just not sure why. It’s sort of like getting a free t-shirt. You’re not sure that you really need it, but it’s free!

My tag cloud has been mildly interesting to me, and I’m guessing even less so to the five people regularly reading my blog who have scrolled down on the page far enough to actually see it. Here is a picture of it, in case you missed it.

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Then why do you have it, you ask? Well, because it’s free. Didn’t I explain this already? And it took 14 seconds to set up when I was creating my blog (also free in terms of time). And because it couldn’t hurt. And I don’t think it has, so far. Although it did just occur to me that it could make me look like a Web site rookie (wearing a free t-shirt).

But before we go any further, let’s make sure we all know what what a tag cloud is. It’s a visual and interactive picture (you can click on it) of the tags that are being used in my posts. This thing you are reading is a post. And at the end, I plan to add some key words that, if used often enough, will show up in the tag cloud. The more often the word is used the bigger it appears to be in the cloud.

And now I have a question. Why is this thing called a cloud? This does not resemble any cloud that I’ve seen. And it doesn’t really produce any decent precipitation. It’s also not very lovely. Side note: I once tried to use a tag cloud as a visual image in a presentation I was preparing for an executive. It didn’t even make it past round one of the revisions. It also has nothing to do with cloud computing, as far as I can tell.

But instead of continuing to harp on this poor thing, let’s spend just a second talking about a couple of things about the tag cloud that I have found useful or at least mildly entertaining.

I was surprised to see that “accountability” was so big. Not that I’m not accountable. I am. I just didn’t think I was writing about it all that much. I also appear to worship Cheryl Sandberg. I don’t. But I did write quite a few posts about her book “Lean In.” I’m also happy to see that “writing,” “change,” “marketing” and “humor” are fairly large. My tag cloud has also been a useful experiment in writing tags that are general enough — something I struggle with. And also reminding myself to actually tag my posts, and re-use the tags that I have already created. So let’s just say the tag cloud has been somewhat useful in providing some feedback to me.

But here is what would be much more interesting. If the people reading my posts could tag them. I’m sure there is a piece of software out there that has already thought of this, but mine is not so sophisticated. I guess that’s what you get for free.

To collaborate, one must have collaborators. In other words, get me some people!

I like to boss people around. I always have. But the irony of this is that I currently have only one direct report at my BIJ (Big Important Job). Translation: There is really only one person that I can boss around. And just for the record, this has been delicately re-labeled “collaboration with our team” and not “bossing someone around.”

But this was a problem for me that needed to be fixed. So, as I have mentioned in one previous post, I have started a side project that is evolving into a community newspaper about art, entertainment and food that I’m calling The Hyperlocal Experiment. Part of this experiment was getting too big for one person to handle, and I needed some help. In other words, I needed some people to boss around.

So I turned to the place where everyone turns when they need a little something extra in their life: Craig’s List. And side note, if that something extra is a really good belly laugh, then I strongly recommend “the best of Craig’s list.” But, back to the main point. For $25, I ran an ad for an intern. And much to my surprise, I got 13 applicants. Here’s a picture of the ad. Click on it to get a chance to actually read it.

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And given my good fortune, I didn’t want to waste it by just “hiring” one person. So I hired three. And we’re a team. A great one! At least so far. We’ve had two “editorial” meetings and at least 37 good ideas. Also all three people can do things that I either do not have the skills to do or don’t have the time to work on. One person is focused on getting fun and engaging stories on the site. One person is working on marketing including designing business cards and stickers for it. And the last person is working on short films. Yeah. I know. Kick-ass!

In order to make sure we were all on the same page, I quickly put together a history of the project and some editorial guidelines and values for our site.

The Hyperlocal Experiment

Normal Values and Guidelines

 

 

 

Does 1001 sound bites make a news story?

I’ve been sitting here for 30 minutes debating with myself about whether or not to say anything about the Boston Marathon bombing news coverage. But there. I just did it, so it’s too late. Let’s just continue, but not without mentioning why I didn’t want to say anything in the first place. 1) I didn’t watch THAT much of the coverage, at least not intentionally. But that alone, might be worth mentioning. 2) It’s already gotten plenty of coverage, and I’m not sure it needs more. And 3) what could I say that hasn’t already been said?

Well, I could tell you about my personal experience of the story, which no one has told. And it’s very likely that no one is actually interested in that angle, but I supposed that’s an inherent risk of blogging in the first place. So just like every other day, feel free to stop reading at any time. You’re not paying for this stuff.

When the bombing took place, I just happened to be doing some yoga in our company’s gym, which is one of the few places in all the continental United States that does not have a television in it. Come to think of it, it does have a television in it, it just wasn’t on. So I didn’t find out the bombing had happened until about three hours later, when I looked at the TV in my office. (Yes. There is a TV right there, mounted in the corner. MSNBC is on all day, every day.) Unlike my television-deprived childhood, I can now find a television even when I’m not looking for one. And as 1,456,329 other media sources have noted, we now have a 24-hour “news” cycle.

But this is akin to trying to determine how the stock market is performing by watching a piece of ticker tape roll by. You get a lot of information, but you don’t get much of the whole picture. So it doesn’t take long before I decided to “wait until later to get the full story” and try to prevent  the minute-by-minute assaults of the tiny news tidbits. But they continue unabated, because I am usually surrounded by TVs and smart people who watch the news (and I’m thankful for that last part, actually).

My next personal observation is the grossness factor. A “friend” on Facebook posted a picture this weekend that definitely would not have passed “the breakfast test” as we called it in the news business.  Jeff Bauman, who has already earned the proverbial hero title (because every tragedy deserves a hero — another Achilles heal of the news media), awoke from a drug-induced stupor in the hospital after losing both his legs and identified one of the bombers. This is a great thing. No doubt. And he was helped along and possibly had his life saved by other heroes. But here’s the part that wasn’t so great. My Facebook friend did a lousy job of cropping the photo, and I got to see most of Jeff’s exploded legs right there in my Newsfeed. Now we can have a debate about having real knowledge of the casualties of war, and there might be a case for this. But I don’t need to see someone’s dangling veins and arteries to know the profound affect that this event will have on Jeff and the rest of us.

So last but certainly not least, all of this open access to news and information through a growing number of channels, but with a shrinking number of people actually trained in gathering news, causes me to wonder, yet again, what the affect on our collective psychology is and will be when an event like this dominates our consciousness? We already know that the words “Boston Marathon” have a new meaning. Just like “September 11th.” And there will be lots of other memes that have already developed and will continue to develop in the coming weeks. But what I am wondering is how does this change who I think I am and how does this change who we think we are? More violent? More caring? Or becoming more indifferent? Possibly all of those things only rolled into one 5-second sound bite or a sentence fragment in the ticker at the bottom of the TV screen.

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Whatever you are doing right now is practice, so make it something you want to get good at

When I was growing up, I learned how to play the violin. I know what you’re thinking. She’s grown up? Yes. I am. Stay with me, here. I played the violin for 15 years, and during that time, I learned the value of practice, which simply put is doing the same activity over and over again. Sometimes I learned the value of practicing the violin for four or five hours a day. And when I was at music camp, I learned that value 10 hours a day for a week.

And that brings me to my actual point, which is a question. What are you practicing? For a while, I felt like I was practicing “going to meetings.” And I got really good at this, by the way. But I was also pretty sure that I didn’t want to get good at it. So what did I want to get good at?

Writing. Trying new things. Being creative. Building new relationships. This is to name just a few. So if I wanted to get really good at those things, I needed to start practicing them. So now, I make time in my day to do more of each of those things. For practice. And I’m getting better at them. Because everything that you do is a form of practice. Think about that next time you flip someone off in traffic or spend a day watching reality TV. Is it something you want to get good at?

What are you practicing?

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My iPhone made me do it

I’ve been doing a little more thinking and a little more research about our chit-chat last week regarding the use of the seventh lobe of my brain, otherwise known as my iPhone. And here is what I’m wondering: Would I want to get my iPhone implanted in my brain if I could? I know. Some people spend their weekends skiing, watching movies or enjoying time with their families. I spent mine wondering if I should get a brain prosthetic. So please, if you’re not already bored or frightened, allow me to share my thoughts.

My first consideration as a woman, of course, would be whether it would look cute or ruin my hair. And given the current size of the iPhone, I’m guessing the answer would be “yes” so I’m going to wait at least a few years while they make them a lot smaller and in some more fashionable colors before I try this.

Then, I started wondering if anyone has tried this. And yes, they have. Not implanting an iPhone but creating a brain prosthetic of some sort. In 2003, scientists (those guys again?) implanted a prosthetic hippocampus in rats. I’m guessing it didn’t go so well, because there isn’t a follow-up story on Google about all the rats that lined up in 2004 to have their hippocampus replaced. But this is kind of a big deal, because they were actually trying to replace part of a functioning brain, and not just augment it in the way that antidepressants, cochlear implants and even eyeglasses do.

And as it turns out, there is a whole field of research on this topic called Brain-Computer Interface (BCI). I agree, it could use some better branding, like the study of Bionic Minds or Genius Lab. But whatever, I like literal also. And as you would also expect, this field has unleashed some commercialization of BCI products, such as Mindball, which I chose to highlight because the branding is pretty great. The game, however, leaves a little bit to be desired. To play, two people get together and use their brain waves to control the movement of a ball across a table. Most people can do that with a couple of whiskeys neat and a pool cue, but I digress.

And also as one would expect, BCI research unleashes a whole host of ethical issues of which I will just mention two of my favorites. The first: What constitutes a brain-computer interface? Thank you. My question, exactly. And the other favorite: Who is responsible for the erroneous actions of the neuroprosthesis? I suppose this is the neurological equivalent of butt-dialing someone.

And finally, and just for the record, this whole idea of getting something implanted in my brain makes me quite uneasy, and not just because it wouldn’t look very cute. I feel like I’ve got most of what I need in my cranial cavity, and I would rather not screw it up. (This is also my main argument for wearing a bike helmet.) But if I was going to have something added, it would need to be something really good. Maybe the iPhone 6, for example.

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Table for two: Me and my iPhone

Last Friday, we (me/spouse) went to dinner with a couple of friends (friend/spouse) at Mizuna. It was a special occasion. We got babysitters. I wore lipstick. These are the signs of an important and rare event. When we got there, it was hugs all around and then we were seated.

I plunked my iPhone down just to left of my salad fork, and my friend inquired about whether I was expecting a call. No, I said, that device is part of my brain, and I didn’t think you would mind if my entire consciousness joins us for this lovely meal. Then, she promptly got out her phone and set it next to knife. Perfect.

As dinner progressed, the phones were employed. First to take a picture of the special outing. Next to look something up on my calendar. Then, to order a book off Amazon that I started talking about during the main course and wanted to buy for her. And then a really weird thing happened. She got a call on her iPhone. Oh well. It happens.

When I was in college, in a cognitive psychology class, my professor Merlin Donald warned me about this. Actually, he was lecturing, and I am being melodramatic. But I was lucky enough to be in that class to hear the news. Here is what he said: That as a culture we would make a “third transition” into an “external symbolic storage and theoretic culture.” (This is academia, remember.) Translated into English that means that our culture and our minds would evolve to adapt and incorporate external memory devices — eg. the iPhone. We’ve arrived. It’s the Third Transition.

We don’t memorize people’s phone numbers or addresses anymore. We look them up on our phones, when we need them. I never bother to remember the name of a book or an author. Isn’t that what Google is for? And spelling? LOL on that.

So, the next time you invite me to lunch just remember, I’m not being rude when I use my phone; I’m technically just remembering something.

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Twitter is good for something, at least four things

I have been trying to figure out what Twitter is good for. I created an account late last year* and sent my first tweet December 12. How cute. I only had one tooth. I also started following a few people (mostly real-world friends) and companies that I thought were interesting. And then I stopped following a few of them, because they were twittering like birds at 5 a.m. in the summer when I’m trying to sleep. In other words, things were getting a little noisy.

But now I have some answers. Four of them.

1. Twitter is helping me get better at writing headlines and brief status updates. This would not be the first thing on most peoples’ list but I am a writing nerd, so I noticed this right away.

2. Twitter lets me follow niche news topics really easily. I am following a number of people who write or tweet about social media, business intelligence, feminism and information design — all topics that I’m interested in but that are not usually covered by traditional media outlets.

3. I have met new people. Early on I started following a guy named Steve Farnsworth at Twitter’s recommendation. And he runs a blog called Steveology, which is an awesome name, by the way. Steveology: The branch of knowledge that is Steve. Who thinks of this stuff? Well, Steve does. And he also accepts guest posts on his blog, so I wrote one. And he accepted it. You can read it right here:

Social Business Starts with Leaders Connecting Socially to Employees

On Friday afternoon Steve and I were tweeting each other about whether or not an article about the 40 Hottest Women in Tech was sexist. Uh, yes. Steve agreed. He is a branch of knowledge after all. And then he used the word “douchebag” in a tweet this weekend, so what is not to like about this guy?!

4. Twitter is good for carrying on a conversation with a lot of people all at once, especially if you’re focused on a single topic — like a movie or a speaker (as in when you’re at a conference). It has this amazing way of adding a layer of meaning to something that you are already learning. But more on that later, when I have a better example of what I’m talking about.

So there are four reasons to use Twitter. Or at least four reasons why I am starting to really like using Twitter. And I hope you were paying attention, because today is a special day for you. You got two posts in one. And that’s got to be good for something.

* I actually tried to create a Twitter account a year ago, but it took that long to troubleshoot login problems that I was experiencing. But happy day, I persisted, and I finally created an account. And now I can live happily ever after.


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Work, life balance: No need to be redundant

How much do you work? Yesterday, I worked a lot, at least I think I did, but I don’t punch a clock or keep a timesheet anymore so I couldn’t tell you exactly how much. But my day started at 5 a.m. with a trip to the gym, then I was to the office by 8, home by 5:30 for dinner and back online between 7:30 and 9.

For some portion of the day, I was paid to do what I did. The portion from approximately 8 to 5. But I considered all of it, except the lying on the bed that I did for about an hour after dinner, to be work. The part at the gym was most definitely work, and I actually had to pay someone else to do that. I’m sure that if I told a pioneer woman from 1852 that I spent perfectly good money to go somewhere so I could lift heavy objects, run up and down some stairs and have a shower, she would think that I was from an insane asylum.

But we, especially us ladies, seem more than a little interested in whether we have enough work/life balance. But my question is: What’s the difference? Work is a big part of my life. And I’m not sure where the  balance part comes in. I suppose I’m trying to balance the parts of my life that I want to do with the parts of my life that I have to do. But more and more that has little or nothing to do with whether I’m making money at it. And sometimes I can’t tell if it’s work.

What are you balancing?

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